What movies have not aged well?

Diamonds Are Forever

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

A View to a Kill

What causes you to be tired all the time and major headaches?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

From Russia With Love

What is the opposite personality type of someone with ASPD (antisocial personality disorder)?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Riddle: How do budget cuts, DEI hires, and empty reservoirs, turn the bluest, most Democrat city Red?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

You Only Live Twice

What is after school detention like in your school?

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Have you ever dealt with a Christian narcissist?

-All the bad guys are black.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Octopussy

What was your embarrassing moment in front of your father-in-law as an Indian daughter-in-law?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Moonraker

Why, after a divorce, would one still want to ruin the other one’s life?

-J W Pepper

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-”Ah so!”

Where can I get sure fixed matches on Instagram?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

The Man with the Golden Gun

Why do some people hesitate to say 'I love you' even after their partners have said it first? How can one interpret this behavior from their loved ones?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Dr No

Why do companies cull employees during financial downturns without saying so?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Live and Let Die

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Why do so many guys love anime girls?

Goldfinger

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Do you think that the Democratic Party of the USA is not fighting back against Trump? And if so, why do you think so?